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This is so boring. I almost wish I was
back in school.

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I don't.

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Of course you do.

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All the worst classes.

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Whatever.

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I'm just messing around.

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Are you really that bored?

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Yes, I'm really that bored.

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You want to do something different?

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Here, there's an app. Put it up.

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It's a dating app, okay?

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You're gonna get back into dating?

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Hear me out, hear me out, okay?

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Why don't we pull a prank on some guy,
you know?

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We can set up a profile, it'll be so
funny.

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That's not funny, that's like kind of
fucked up.

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I'm not that bored.

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Yes you are, you've been bitching for
the past 20 minutes. Okay, so what?

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I just, I don't know.

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Look, the app is already downloaded.
Here, let's make a profile.

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I got super cute.

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I bet we could get a guy to message us
in like two minutes.

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I don't know.

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Already done.

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Hot guy, 1980.

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First year, is that fast?

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Yep. What's up, chickies?

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You know, that's cute. Give him credit.
At least he's not late. Oh, yeah. It's

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cute. It's cute.

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Oh, my God. You're awful.

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I'm going to say...

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Hey, baby, what are you up to tonight?

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Oh, are you going to go hang out with
them?

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No.

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You already replied.

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I'm going to send them your address.
Don't send them my address.

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That's such a bad idea.

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What if he's a weirdo and he, like,
stalks my wife after this? You have

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everywhere. Your dad's not going to let
some weirdos. Oh, and another thing. My

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dad, this is my parents' house, JoJo.
Like, what if they come home and there's

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weirdos? And then, like, what's he going
to do? Murder us?

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No, but I don't want to get in trouble.

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You don't want to get in trouble. Oh, my
God. Shut up. I'm telling him to get

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out of there.

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Come on. It'll be funny. He's obviously
desperate. He texted us immediately.

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It'll be a fun break.

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He'll be here soon.

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Right now. If this goes bad, it's all
your fault. Like, you're taking complete

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blame for it.

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Sure.

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He's on his way.

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Wait,

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wait, wait.

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She's fucking hot.

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What do we do?

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This is my house! Are you serious? Wait,
wait, wait.

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Let's just go through the door, keep it
cool.

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Let's do two -two.

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Okay. Okay.

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But... But... The one who takes half the
respect... The other one cannot

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imprint on that.

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Fine.

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No, nothing, nothing.

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We know it's silly.

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So, what kind of girls are you into?

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What are you talking about?

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Like, what do you like in a girl? What
do you look for in a girl?

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Maybe, you know, long leg, 5 '6". Oh, I
guess I like

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girls, you know.

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Or, you know, maybe like 5 '4 with a big
butt.

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Is that what you're into? I don't think
he's into butts.

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So I think that that's a little
overrated. He's totally a butt guy.

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I don't think he likes small tits.

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Well, I mean, I think the butt makes up
for the small tits, so... I think that

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you're more of a boot guy, don't you
think?

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I don't know what you two are getting at
here.

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I think he likes this better.

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Those are great tips. I don't know,
though, because, like, I think... Butts

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kind of like in right now, aren't they?

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That's a great answer. And you can grab
it.

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I can grab it. Do you like blowjobs?

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What guy doesn't like blowjobs?
Obviously.

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Well, I think it's a better one.

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I mean, who would you rather have a
blowjob from?

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Obviously me. But I think during a
blowjob, neither one really matters now,

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it? Maybe not.

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I think you'd prefer mine.

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I don't know. I mean, I guess it would
be who gives a better blowjob, no?

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Well, that settles it. You don't have a
contest then.

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I guess that's the only option. Fine.

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Fine.

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You're going to suck my dick?

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Yeah.

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Is there cameras in here? You guys are
pulling my leg. No.

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I mean, isn't this what you want?

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That's nice.

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I mean, unless you don't want us to.

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Oh, no, please do.

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Please do.

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I mean, I think he wants me to.

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I don't think he really specified who.

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I think he just said that he wanted a
blowjob. Well, I think you made a valid

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point in who does the best blowjob, and
I could definitely be a judge.

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Steve, it's the only reasonable
conclusion.

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I go first.

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Okay.

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Do

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you like

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the way my tongue goes around your head?

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Don't be a show -off.

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Don't be jealous just because I'm better
at it than you. How do you know you're

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better at it?

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I haven't even gone yet.

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You don't need to go yet. He already
wants me.

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Right?

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I don't know. I don't think I can make
that decision yet. Maybe if I go

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again.

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I think you're just being a dickhole.

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Maybe if both you guys went at the same
time, I could have a clearer

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view.

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That's an option.

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I mean, if it'll help you decide.

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Yeah.

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I do like girls that know how to share.

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We can share. We're totally fine to
share.

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Yeah? Yeah. I like teamwork.

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Us too. What about the team?

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Yeah.

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My ass is nice, too.

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I bet it is.

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I can see it.

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It is nicer.

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My ass is nicer.

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No, it's not. Yes, it is.

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Whatever.

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It's not fair. You're wearing less
clothes than me, slut.

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You started getting naked first. It's
not my fault that you're slow.

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You're the slow one.

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It's the better when we're nice.

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I couldn't share for a hottie like him.

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Thank you.

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But

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I

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think there's one true test.

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Who has the better pussy?

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Holy shit.

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I want to go first.

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No, me first.

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Me. My panties are already off.

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My panties are off too.

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My mom first.

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Fuck. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Who gave the blowjob first?

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Me.

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You did?

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Yeah. So why don't we stick with that
then so that way we don't get out of

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so you went first and she goes and we go
back and forth like that.

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Okay. Makes sense, right?

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Yes.

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Everything stays fair.

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That way you both get even attention.

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Okay.

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Why don't you lay down right here?

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Yeah.

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Can I at least get it wet before it goes
in our pussy? Please do.

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Nice and wet for you.

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Do you want to share?

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Yes.

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Go team

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No, you're going to use my pussy. Yeah.

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I want to hurt his cock.

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Can I do that?

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Of course you can.

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It's your turn, isn't it? It is my turn.

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I want you to use my pussy until you're
going to cum. I want you to use it as

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your own personal fuck toy.

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Use my pussy. Let's see for your own
personal fuck toy and then I want you to

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cum on us.

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Can I sit on it?

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Your girl's gonna get down on your knees
when I come, so I can get on her face.

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Yes.

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I don't want that to come so fucking
bad.

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I don't want my face there.

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I don't want to get struck because of
the finger on my ass or my hand on the

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balls.

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We're gonna have to fucking come out of
here.

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I don't feel like coming out.

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I don't want to be so fucking hard.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,880
We're going to call on your hands.

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Thank you.